Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  ~Franklin P. Jones

Dogs have given us their absolute all.  We are the center of their universe.  We are the focus of their love and faith and trust.  They serve us in return for scraps.  It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.  ~Roger Caras

The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.  ~Polish Proverb

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.  ~Jerome K. Jerome

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.  ~Aldous Huxley

A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.  ~John Holmes

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.  ~Steve Bluestone